great headline, whatever decade's it's from:

that could be 2015, 1995, 1975, 1955, 1935, 1915, 1895..

i'm sure bob dole isn't saying much nowa...

wait. bob dole's not dead? what?

bob dole says he ain't dead and he won't be quiet and he's going to kick newt's fucking ass yet, that sonofabitch.