who am i kidding?

trump will pardon this fucking turkey in the end, too.

happy yankee doodle holiday to you, mr. hegseth. you'd never wear a hat, it would ruin your hair. and i don't suspect you like macaroni.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/11/that-time-benjamin-franklin-tried-and-failed-to-electrocute-a-turkey/