that said, you'd think you'd send the ninja turtles after the drug cartels, not this apparently retarded turtle that can't even ride a bicycle. i suppose the problem would be that at least two of them are obvious coke addicts.

i'm full of shit, anyways. i've never heard of this tortoise. does he have anything to do with the ninja turtles? has he done anything with john mcentire?

can we get a franklin zaps a war criminal, and maybe give him some greying puffs, and a bit of a gut?

who am i kidding?

trump will pardon this fucking turkey in the end, too.

happy yankee doodle holiday to you, mr. hegseth. you'd never wear a hat, it would ruin your hair. and i don't suspect you like macaroni.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/11/that-time-benjamin-franklin-tried-and-failed-to-electrocute-a-turkey/

Back in 1773, Benjamin Franklin wrote that he had successfully electrocuted a 10-pound turkey, a lamb and several chickens.

i actually didn't know that. 

you learn something every day.

i don't have a lot of sympathy for drug traffickers and am happy to blow them up if it's serious, but what venezuela traffics is cocaine, and trump actually just pardoned a cocaine boss in honduras. remember iran-contra? it's a pretext; it's bullshit.

and this is over the top.

there was another franklin, an american franklin, who developed a branch of science that mr hegseth may need to get acquainted with, if he gets what is coming to him, which is by no means clear.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/franklin-the-turtle-pete-hesgeth-9.6998672

the united states does not have a functioning concept of ministerial responsibility.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2025/dec/01/donald-trump-pete-hegseth-caribbean-boats-venezuela-immigration-us-politics-latest-news-updates

i spent last weekend cleaning the laundry and this weekend cleaning the bathroom. i should be able to shower for the first time in over two months in the next 24-48 hours.

i never finished my summary post from last weekend, so it's going to get reposted. there will be some pictures dated to this morning but the makeup space on't be updated for a while.