Thursday, July 18, 2024

there are even articles up at major newspapers explaining that vance is the first major candidate with facial hair in 75 years.

did the culture change 75 years ago? what happened to make westerners all of a sudden reject facial hair?

something did change, and it is called public health practices. there is no doubt a very clear pictorial representation possible that graphs "advances in public health" directly against "general acceptance of and public comfortableness with beardos", in an inverse causal relationship.

even if he loses badly, the fact that he's on the ticket at all is consequently just another example of america's decline and a demonstration of how it's decided to try to turn the clocks back, even if it as an overshoot past america's high point. this definitely proves beyond any question of a doubt that america is moving backwards and embracing backwardsness.

you could get upset about it, or you could react with some levity and watch rob newman's a history of the world backwards.