Friday, May 1, 2015

he forgot japanoize.

shame.

never heard of this person, don't care.

nobody knew the driver was drunk?

i'd say it's pretty clear...

the pickup truck did the right thing in slowing the camaro down, until it could sober up or otherwise smarten up. 100% responsibility goes to the camaro - you can't pass on the outside like that. not when you're sober. not when you're doing a fraction of the speed.

"mmmmmmom...come on...all the other kids are rioting. it's no fair."

"freddy who? i'm just trying to impress a girl. the other boys are being all tough. they're going to call me a pussy, and then she'll think i'm beta. that other guy has broken three cars already."


in the long run, the key to stopping this is largely economic. in the short run, it's probably not going to be fixed with parenting or policing. rather, young women ought to pick up a tactic from the ancient greek comedy lysistrata.

so long as the cause and effect relationship is made clear, that'd get these young boys under control. in the mean time? the plain truth is that tactics that are successful are going to continue.
it's going to be nice this weekend, which you'd think might get me out. but, rather, i need to stay home and make sure the windows stay open. the fellow above me carries roughly thrice the weight of the average individual and will turn the basement into a meat locker should he be allowed to, in order that the temperature upstairs stay below 20. that's what happens when you're grossly obese.

it's summer. you want the temperature above 20. so, fuck that guy. maybe he should move to baffin island. or hit a treadmill. i learned last year that i need to get out in front of this if i don't want to be shivering in june - i've had the heat cranked the last two days, and will have the windows wide open so long as it's over 20 (and cranked over night, when it's below 20). that may actually take the temperature in here down a degree or two until the humidity picks up, but the key is to break the seal on the air conditioner upstairs. he's either going to freeze me out or i'm going to fry him out. i need the space in the short term, but i might not in the long term. i can handle everything else about this place in exchange for cheap rent, but i hate the idea of being cold all summer.

i mean, he can't win. not unless we skip summer this year. 35 degree humidity pouring in from the basement 12 hours a day will break his air. too bad. so sad....

what i'm missing is the "blowout" in detroit, but i'd argue i'm not missing much. this magazine is focusing on an aspect of detroit that is too mainstream for my tastes. as for touring bands, i'll check out perfect pussy at some point - although i'm more excited about white lung next month. tonight, they're playing in a mall. it's going to feel awkward and sound terrible. i'll hold out for a small bar with a lower ceiling. if it were a different band, i might feel different about the venue, but this is a bad combo. tomorrow is fucked up, but i've seen them enough to know they do short sets, which is going to end the show at 11:40 and get me stuck in ferndale until 7:00 again. not excited about that for a $20 entry fee. i'll wait until they play somewhere i can walk back to the tunnel with...and they will....

the likely next show is may 6th, but i'm iffy about it. it seems like an early show. we'll see where my head is.

the only feasible way for this guy to exist in the temperature he wants is to not live above anybody. nobody is going to want to live in a 15 degree basement over the summer so the obese guy in the upstairs apartment doesn't break a sweat. he could/should have moved into the empty unit on the other side over the winter - there's nobody under him, there. i hinted at it, but he didn't listen. *shrug*.