this shit is a miracle drug. i can't count how many times it's saved my day.

two of those is 1000 mg of acetaminophen and 130 mg of caffeine.

i will say that at least trump demonstrated some self-awareness in not being able to pronounce acetaminophen. bush would not have had that level of self-awareness, in terms of recognizing his own subpar literacy skills.  

they had the 2 for 1 whopper thing going, so i did my biyearly burger king run and had it with a big glass of orange/grapefruit juice for the shot of heme, and i woke up with a stomach ache and a splitting headache. i hope i at least absorbed some iron. whoppers are apparently far better for actual iron content than other fast food burgers. i don't know how much i actually got, but there's apparently roughly 10 gm of iron per whopper, so, given that i don't menstruate, and that i rarely eat chunks of meat like this, 20 mg at one time is a lot.

i added monterrey jack to the burger side of the burger and microwaved half of it for 30 seconds before adding frank's and caesars and then putting the other half back on (not microwaved).

i feel ok, it's just a dull throbbing headache, so let me try some tylenol with caffeine.

hope i don't get autism.

unlike tylenol, advil actually should be avoided by pregnant women, and there is good science supporting that.