what?

i'm a godless liberal. i don't know anything about this shit.

there's only one captain kirk, and it's captain james t kirk.

if they ever did shoot william shatner, i'm sure he'd make the most of it.

i'm....

dying. i...

tell my wife....all of them....

i 

can't...

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SPOCK

i spent all day thinking they assassinated william shatner. i assumed it was a delayed over reaction to his bad acting.

it turns out they killed somebody named charlie kirk, not captain kirk.

i have never heard of this person before, and have no comment, other than to say i'm happy cap'n kirk is still kicking after all.