this is supposed to be a children's show, but this is actually one of the best comedy pairings that has ever been.

i don't exactly want to criticize israel for torturing palestinian terrorists. these are not good people, and they don't treat israelis very well in the reverse context. i think the situation should be seen more as a police operation than a war, but bad things happen in wars, and israel intends to win the ones it participates in. 

it's the latter point i'm more concerned about.

israel should realize that it is not helping itself by engaging in torture, that it is counterproductive, and that it won't help to deradicalize the terrorists, which is ultimately their actual goal. as the more civilized entity, it needs to take the higher ground and stop doing this.

those who are guilty of torture should be charged under israeli law and incarcerated as the law allows for. israel is a country governed by the rule of law. that needs to be asserted.

i would like to congratulate them on taking out that motherfucker haniyeh, though. apparently, they did it via a rocket strike directly into iran. i wish america would remove it's enemies with a comparable level of competency.

i had a (female) coworker about 15 years ago that you used to call me kermie, and repeatedly tried to engage me in singing 'it's not easy being green', due to my sour and sardonic exterior and utilization of dry wit that went over most people's heads, in addition to my tendency for observational humour.

his response to the harris campaign's invocation of pop stars over substance would be correct, in context. we have no idea what this woman's policy positions are and it's beginning to become clear that she has no real intention of telling us. it wouldn't help her win.

just put the lime in the coconut.

yeesh, indeed.

you can put the lime in the coconut later.

if you're going to vote, look up the issues on the table.

i'm also pretty sure that trump's not very black.

don't listen to kanye west, he's a nazi, which makes no sense but is somehow true. it's proof you can vote for a black person and still end up with a racist as president.

content of character, kids. good advice.

have you ever noticed that chappelle's white friend chip is actually a barack obama impression?

i don't know if kamala harris is black or not, and i don't really care. i'm white. 

i'm pretty sure that, unlike barack obama, she's definitely not white.

i do, however, want to make a request to black people in the united states to vote for the candidate they most agree with, not the one they think is the blackest. if you ask the mirror on the wall who the blackest of them all is, you'll end up voting for this guy, and nobody wants that:

miami getting flooded is more than a flesh wound.

it was a long time ago now, but some dead guy said something about content of character, rather than colour of skin, and he wasn't even very liberal. you should look that up. it was good advice.