j reacts to the inexcusable use of textspeak on youtube

there is not a single fucking word in the dictionary that ends with the character '8', you pretentious piece of shit wankers.

i'm a grammar anti-authoritarian, granted. but i nonetheless insist upon the use of letters when constructing words into sentences.

i have no patience for your retard speak.

....and the gr8 b8 shit really pisses me off, particularly.

you know, i was pretty close to becoming a teacher, at one point. i probably would have been teaching math & science, not english. i say probably because i could see myself getting a real BA one day (i got a good ways through a sociology/law program last session). you can imagine what i'd be like....

not strict, mind you. i'm not hitting anybody with any rulers. it's more apathetic, and almost taking pleasure in watching students fail.

"you got an F in grade 9 math, you stupid piece of shit. no, i don't give a fuck. you deserved it. i'd give you a fucking G if i could. maybe try putting down your goddamned space invaders and taking the time to learn how to distribute? it's not that fucking complicated.

i bet you can't even spell FOIL.

no. shut up. stop your fucking whining.  i don't give a fuck if i have to fail you three times before you can figure this out. although, i'm not sure you ever will figure this out.

you're the reason why the school-to-prison pipeline makes sense.

get out of my fucking classroom, you clown."
i actually have a very vivid memory of something sort of like that happening in elementary school, but it was between two students, neither of whom i was friends with. it was the very first day of school in grade....2? it would have to be grade 2. yeah. there's reasons. i just remember over-hearing this conversation:

kid one: are you in my class this year?
kid two: no. i failed.
k1: you failed?
k2: yeah.

pause

k1: how the fuck do you fail grade one?

pause

k1: you failed grade one? you fucking idiot. you goddamned retard.

(now, while running off...)

k1: this idiot failed grade one!

even the teacher was laughing.

& there's no excuse for water falling through the ceiling

i haven't heard from anybody about the electrical yet.

but i'll tell you that if that happens one more time, i'm going to caulk over the wood panelling and you can deal with the water damage upstairs.

j

j reacts to the daily show's cyclical stunt (they never do this for democrats, but...)

i don't doubt that this is your average trump supporter. what you're missing is that the average clinton supporter is just as clueless (and there are similar films floating around that demonstrate this). and, so the proper conclusion is not that republicans are morons, although they are, so much as it is that americans are morons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBbGkVIiT_M&lc=z13tebpgfxuwsxxpj04cjz3beortchnb3vs0k

the united states already has a deportation force, and it was expanded and given extra powers by the current administration. it's called ICE. and, in the end, it may be obama's most enduring legacy.

this is why the immigration rhetoric from trump doesn't really phase me. yeah, it sounds awful. but, he's often describing what already exists and that you don't know already exists.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/08/21/trump_campaign_manager_kellyanne_conway_a_deportation_force_for_illegal_immigrants_may_not_be_needed_to_be_determined.html

https://www.ice.gov/removal-statistics

http://www.democracynow.org/2016/3/22/part_2_us_citizen_sent_to