like, say, if you park it in a parking lot and hang out in it all of the time.
you can get something that just barely works for under $1000.
i'm exploring contingency options surrounding how i can wait for subsidized housing without renting an apartment if i get evicted from this one. i'd have to put my items in storage for $~200/month. a car with doors that lock and heat that works is not the worst way to wait it out. you could leave a few things in there. like a fridge. maybe?
i would need to continue actually biking around with a bicycle as i can't drive, except maybe to move the car around the corner once in a while to evade the cops.
just don't tell anybody.
or you could send me money via that paypal donation link so i can think about a downpayment on a cheap house. i kind of need it right now.