see, this is bullshit. some of it is just being a slob. but it's actually mostly signs that you're dating somebody you're not compatible with. it's more like "signs you need to break up".

- if you'd rather read instagram than listen to your partner? if the person you're supposed to care more about than anybody else bores you to that level? it's time to break up.

- if you understand your partner so poorly that you jump to menstruation as an explanation for discomfort? if your communication level is that bad? it's time to break up.

- if you can't be bothered to figure out birthdays, anniversaries or other special dates? if you really care that little? it's time to break up.

- if you'd rather watch the idiot box by yourself? if your partner's company is that worthless to you? it's time to break up...