j finally (tersely) reacts to pokemon go

you have a supercomputer communications device in your pocket that you could use to start a revolution, and you've decided to chase cartoon monsters around parking lots, instead.

it's worse than infinite human stupidity. it's mass schizophrenia, brought on by the trauma of modern existence.

i want to see some footage of kids playing pokemon go beside footage of kids sniffing glue. i think it would be illuminating. which seems like it kills more brain cells?