no matter what happens - accidents, catastrophes, unbudgeted expenses, etc - they always pay me the day before rent is due.

always.

every time.

so, i'd basically have to be a complete drug addict to not pay you. and i'm not.

so, even if i spend more than i wanted to partying in may, they'll always give me enough money on may 31st to pay rent for june 1st.

and, then, even if i need to go to the food bank for june, they'll always give me money on june 30th for rent on july 1st.

and, then, even if i need to take out a loan to pay for an unexpected expense in july, they'll always give me enough money on july 31st to pay rent for august 1st.

and, then, even if my identity gets stolen, and my bank account gets hacked, and my apartment gets broken into, they'll still give me enough money on august 31st to pay rent on september 1st.

and, then, even if i get abducted by aliens, and dropped off in a rainforest, and need to hitch home through central america, they'll still give me enough money on september 30th to pay rent on october 1st.

is my point clear?

fuck.