wait.

you don't think i think i'm a journalist, do you?

lol.

no.

i am not a journalist. at all.

this is a combination of creative writing and a public diary. i comment on the news sometimes, but i'm not a journalist in any sense at all, have never called myself one and would correct you on it if you ever called me one.

i've taken comparisons to hunter s. thompson critically, or with a grain of salt.

nor do i want to be one. yuck. no...don't think of this like that, that's vulgar to me...