so, i apparently can't order a fit test unless i'm 50 because it "may lead to delays in diagnosis".

but, there's a 0% chance that i'm going to get a colonoscopy without a fecal test to justify it.

so, we're going to have to wait to do the fobt test, and if i die of cancer in the mean time, however unlikely, we can all blame it on the government for being stupid in it's testing criteria.

the gastro-enterologist is only working thursdays and fridays. he might be able to get around it.

but, it looks like i'm going to have to order an at-home kit from somewhere in the states, instead.