one of the more surreal things about the house next door is that there's a pregnant woman living there.

i saw her brought into this apartment building today by one of the potheads, and it got me wondering: wouldn't it make sense if they swapped?

i mean, this is supposed to be converting into a non-smoking building. next door is a crack house. one is pregnant; the other's a pothead. why not switch?

and, that kind of got an idea in my mind.

what if i put up an ad for switching? that is, what if i can find somebody trying to get out of a non-smoking apartment? maybe we could swap leases...with management's approval...

lease swapping? is that a thing?

i think it's an idea, anyways.

hrmmn.