i'm sure glad that the french defeated fascism by voting for the bankers. that worked out splendidly.

for further commentary on this issue, i'd like to turn to our special correspondent, jesse owens.

(yeah, look it up, you ignorant kids.)

go forth and bring the gold back to tel aviv for me.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/article/2024/jul/22/france-unbowed-mp-outrage-israeli-olympians-not-welcome-thomas-portes