why don't we ban fat people from wearing bikinis while we're at it. i find that incredibly offensive.

and, those stupid hipster glasses, too.

also: capes. i don't want to be worried about whether somebody is secretly a vampire or not. just get rid of them.

but, listen, raheel. you can't pass this law. it's unconstitutional. you could maybe pass it in some other country. but, our government would have to suspend the rule of law to have this pass.

www.huffingtonpost.ca/raheel-raza/niqab-burka-ban-canada_b_8189112.html