Saturday, October 24, 2015

nah, that's bullshit - the innocence is a ruse. it's like that episode of the simpsons, with the preacher's daughter, jessica, who gets bart in all kinds of trouble. the ones that pretend to be innocent are actually the truly evil ones. it's a mask. trust me on this.

and, those yoga instructors? nine out of ten know the game they're playing. get them out behind the studio, smoke a joint with them, and they'll tell you it's just all a lot of bullshit and they know it, but it pays the rent and gets them laid, so why not go with it?

but, to the guy that's asking the question: she likes older guys. it's not at all uncommon. there's lots of reasons. experience. money. other, creepier things. once, it's a thrill. over months? continually? she's thinking about moving in, at the time. doesn't matter if he's married. it's instant everything, including instant adulthood, and that's key. no period of struggle - just a red carpet to financial freedom. a house. a car. and, listen: why not? why go through the difficulty of sticking with some 20 year-old that could flunk out of college next week, when you can get a guy with a nest egg? it's entirely rational, which is why it's not uncommon.

what that means is that she's waiting you out. she's thinking you have a path to wealth; if you do, it probably works out. if you don't, she's going to drop you in a second to find that guy in his mid-life crisis that'll treat her like a princess for long enough to get some cash out of him.

you're 22. world's rough. deal with it.