i need to be clear.

i do not want a challenging job. 

if forced to do it - and i mean that, literally - i would want to stumble in on no sleep, and sleepwalk through the most boring and repetitive task i can imagine, so i can go home and work on something i care about.

i do not want a sexual partner.

sex takes a lot of energy, regardless of how you're approaching it. and, it's really dramatically overrated. i have better things to do than focus tremendous resources on a twenty second high. when it comes down to it, cocaine is probably more efficient, resource-wise.

i do not want to have children.

children are expensive, time-consuming, stressful and leave you with little material benefits, in the end. i would be more likely to kill myself than accept any sort of parental responsibilities - as i would consider it a death sentence, anyways.