if i were to move to the east side of town, i would simply increase the amount of time i spend travelling to the west side of town.
the new bridge is being built on the west side of town. so, i would be moving even further away from anything i'd want to do.
the simple fact is that there are no concert venues on the east side of town - or, at least, no concert venues i would want to go to. i think there's a lame hair metal bar that i'd never go to. there is therefore nothing to do on the east side of town.
if you want to play these stupid games, i'd rather move to lasalle. at least it's closer to the new bridge.