conan/carrey/pacino would be the rasputin-like secret advisor to the boy-king donald trump, chosen due to the sage wisdom demonstrated during the white house press correspondence dinners. unbeknownst to the world, trump would be secretly reliant on conan for direction, which conan would abuse to eliminate his talk show rivals, in his return to late night. conan-carrey-pacino-rasputin would himself be secretly under the tutelage of arnold schwarzeneggar.

they should call it the return of conan.