bicycles are way sexier than motorcycles. sorry.

work it, bitch.

no, really.

motorcycles are gross. the exhaust is flat out disgusting, ok? in my ideal city, there would be an absolute ban.

have you ever been walking down the street and got stuck with a lung full of motorcycle exhaust? it's up there with the most disgusting things one could possibly think of.

like, falling in dog shit.

worse, is they think they're "cool".

so, no motorcycles. yuck. gross.

bicycles, on the other hand, are a workout. upper body, too. when you see somebody ride by on a bicycle, you know they exercise. you know they're in good shape. and, you'll probably get a nice smell, too.

i mean, compare smells.

a) motorcycle: exhaust fume.
b) bicycle: pheromones.

which sounds more attractive?

not everybody is going to agree with me. but, the smart ones will.