i'll fuck with them once in a while.

"how are you today?"

"i'm having an absolutely fucking terrible day. first, i ran over my dog on the way out of the house. then, the teacher called to tell me my kid committed suicide in class. and, my partner has blamed it all on me, and left me as of a few minutes ago. so, i decided to come buy some broccoli. debit. no bags, please."

but i usually just ignore them.