and, i wonder: what would it feel like to be sexually undercut? and, that is an economic term, not a statement of violence, as violent as it may feel.

how would it feel to know you have to lower your price in order to compete with the corporate products?

and, you know that these companies are going to use tactics to undercut each other, too, as they establish market share and try to outcompete each other. every fifth handjob gets a free one. or, two for the price of one coupons.

and, when it's all said and done and you finally realize you can't compete, what does it feel like to give up and join the factory? to know you've been priced out? to know it's over and done?

to become an item on a menu?

"welcome to mcfucks. can i take your order please?"

yeah, i'll have, umm...wait, i missed early mornings, didn't i?

"yeah. we're doing the afternoon menu."

shit. i really wanted a before-morning-piss fuck.

"i think threesome queen does mornings until 2:00."

no. the drive thru line is always long, there. umm, can i just get a quickie, then?

"red or blonde?"

do you have brown?

"skin or hair."

both.

"yup. and, would you like anal with that?"

nah.

"that'll be $8.09. if you could drive to the next window to pick up the condom, and she'll meet you in row number three."

$8? fuck. it used to be $5.50.

"$5.47, actually. they just increased the minimum wage, so prices went up."

you're going to price me out.

"next window, please, sir."