it's less gross than the bloated stupid jock face or the despicable hairy ape-dog face, which is what they want. the ape-dog is an elusive creature native to the forests around number one observatory, washington dc. it comes out only to feed on couches left in local laneways, and when cynical and principleless opportunism is rife.
but it's pretty disgusting, and i'm going to need a few days for the grease to drip off and to find a way out of this enforced arrested development and back to middle age.
fuck.
losers.
laho-hosers.
wait, i think i just derived something.