don't ask me why i was thinking of this yesterday, but there was a kid in my class for a few years named emma lester. 

i'm not joking. i don't remember bugging her, really, but you can imagine how brutal that must have been, to go through middle school with a name like that.

it makes you wonder: were her parents sadistic freaks, or just completely oblivious buffoons? out of all the things you can name a miss lester, you'd think you'd avoid that particular name, of emma. 

if they had a son would they name him moe? just to make sure he didn't get too entitled? fuck.

some people...