i kind of suspect that what they're actually doing is spying on me, with the expectation that i'm a drug addict or a sex offender or a russian spy or something. it's maybe a little ironic - i'm asking for an investigation into a cop with a clear anti-queer bias, and the department is just carrying through with it.

whatever absurdity they're insisting on will come out in the wash and just help me in the long run; the fact is that i have nothing to hide.

but, i have to wait for them to finish wasting their time first...