if i search for deathtokoalas, the following sites come up in order:
1) https://bandcamp.com/deathtokoalas. this is me.
2) https://soundcloud.com/deathtokoalas. this is me.
3) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChFC3O4nKgg5zGbqoqkmBSA. this is not me. i presume it's the teenager from new york, who is too unoriginal to get their own site. maybe it's some idiots on reddit. i don't know. but, it should be obvious that it's not me...
i have a number of youtube sites and i cross-reference myself on them. there's nothing stopping somebody else from setting up a site using my name, so i could not have copyrighted this, if it was worthwhile.
but what happens if you click this: youtube.com/deathtokoalas? that is me. and, it's the best i can do in protecting my name.
4) https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=DeathToKoalas. this is not me. i guess it's that kid in new york. but, again - it should be obvious that this isn't me, and i wouldn't go to a site like that.
5) https://www.twitch.tv/deathtokoalas. this is not me. again - it should be obvious that it is not me. i don't play games. i've been clear....so, i guess, it's that kid in new york, again. i don't care about twitch. remotely.
6) https://medium.com/@deathtokoalas. this is me, but it was a drive-by post from, like, years ago. i haven't been there in years. i don't intend to go back.
9) http://deathtokoalas.blogspot.com/. this is me.
10) http://dsdfghghfsdflgkfgkja.blogspot.com/2017_06_24_archive.html. this is me.
11) https://twitter.com/deathtokoalas?lang=gl. this is not me, it's the kid in new york. i don't use twitter and don't care about it any more than twitch. my twitter handle is @dgkfgjklgjkgjka, which is the handle i was actually using in 2010 or whenever i set that up. i didn't start using deathtokoalas as a youtube handle until around 2013/2014. and, i'd already decided against using twitter. i had no idea that my name would go viral or that i'd need to protect it, either. i spend quite a bit of time attacking twitter, actually. i kind of hate it, to be frank. so, it's an annoyance, but i don't actually care, i'm happy enough to just get the point across - that is not me, and i do not use that website.
12) https://www.reddit.com/user/deathtokoalas/. that is me, actually. but, i post to reddit very infrequently.
13) https://books.noisetrade.com/service/widgetv2book/61af5b3e-2c7f-4ce0-ada0-197d5b7b55bc. this is me.
14) https://books.noisetrade.com/service/widgetv2book/420a9381-0845-40a4-85cf-c13fb869020f. this is me.
15) https://lolchess.gg/search?region=na&name=deathtokoalas. not me. don't game. don't know what this is.
16) http://www.angelfire.com/comics/fuzzieblue160/TheGORD.html. i don't know what this is, but i don't expect it has anything to do with me directly. it might be some kind of joke. i'm not privy to it.
17) https://support.mozilla.org/gl/questions/1159404. this is me.
18) http://www.ekospolitics.com/index.php/2018/06/without-significant-changes-doug-ford-on-track-for-majority-government/. this is me.
19) http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/help-support/8xwibYJa-lost-lp-after-winning?sort_type=best. not me. don't know what this is.
20) https://zh-cn.facebook.com/pages/category/Musician-Band/41134747113/posts/. this would be me, but i don't know why it comes up in chinese.
a general rule is that, while you can't be sure that deathtokoalas in all lower case is always me, you can be sure that something like DeathToKoalas or DeathtoKoalas would absolutely never be me. i am an alphabetical egalitarian, i reject capitalism....
anywhere that i post regularly is on the side.
but, if you really think those league of legends sites are me, i can't be bothered with you.