i'm serious.
it's baffling, but it seems like my landlord signed a non-smoking lease with me in absolute bad faith. he tricked me into moving in here, and chain smokes inside with the doors closed. then, he feigns shock and surprise when i accuse him of smoking, and lies to my face about it.
it's baffling.
the only sense i can make of it is that i signed a lease with the police - and that the cops up there, which actually seem to rotate, don't give a fuck. i got tricked into moving into some kind of heavily monitored holding cell, and am basically under perpetual surveillance. the thing is that this adds up with everything else.
it's the only way i can make sense of how or why somebody would behave so absurdly.