- find a high class asian chef. not specifically chinese - maybe thai or vietnamese.
- find a bourgeois french chef.
- get them together, and ask them to make soup together
- but tell the asian guy he's making hot and sour soup and the french guy he's make french onion soup
- have them fight over the ingredients, and how to make the soup
for my amusement solely, the asian guy should be dressed like commander kor from the original star trek series and the french guy should be dressed like the swedish chef from the muppet show. make no attempt to explain why if they ask, and immediately replace them if they resist.