i consider male facial hair to be a form of public obscenity. it's objectively disgusting, and there's no valid excuse for it. the science is clear that male facial hair is objectively unsanitary, and carries bacteria and diseases. that's the only thing of any importance, legally.

i'd have to see the text of a bill, but i would consequently support any law or bylaw that fines men for displaying facial hair longer than a very short specific length, as short as a cm, in public. i would also support any organization that instantly fires men for showing up to work with any level of visible facial hair, and don't think they have any sort of valid argument challenging getting fired for displaying facial hair, at all.

i think it's important that we set clear standards in the 21st century that reject male facial hair as unhygienic, unsanitary and entirely socially unacceptable.