Monday, December 15, 2025

The Windsor Assembly Plant recently launched production of the new SIXPACK-powered, two-door 2026 Dodge Charger Scat Pack. 

everybody has known for years that dodge vehicles are shit, but i never thought they'd market them that way.

what the fuck is a scat pack? because it reads literally as a pile of shit, which is the perfect description of a dodge, which dodge would presumably want to avoid.

that third shift at the assembly plant keeps businesses open late in this area. when they shut the third shift, they closed the 24 hour grocery store, the 24 hour drug store and a handful of all night diners, which pissed me off because i sometimes like to go shopping at 3 am, if i'm coming home late from somewhere, or if i'm just taking advantage of the weather to get some exercise. hopefully, those stores will bring back their old hours, now.