similarly, everybody in the entire world (including the state department) understands that the detainees at guantanomo are pow's, but the state department will never call them that, regardless of the logic, because to do so would invoke the geneva convention. you could stamp "pow" on their forehead and have them sing "we are prisoners of war!", perhaps in the key of c, accompanied by a kaz...no, i'm really not that guy, honest, but you could do that - and they wouldn't crack.

it's a nice try, granted. but it's a waste of time.