so, this story is getting grosser.

a few minutes ago, i noticed what appears to be some semen on my bed.

now, i need to be clear about this point - i haven't ejaculated since, like, 2011 or something. it's not a question of if i forgot doing it, or if i had a wet dream or something. i have undergone a process of chemical castration - i am incapable of producing semen. it's literally impossible that it was me.

i haven't had anybody else down here, and i'm sure of it.

the only potential suspect is the increasingly creepy loser upstairs.

it's not the first time i've suspected him coming down here when i'm not home, but it wasn't clear to me what the purpose of the visits were. as it is, the idea of him coming in here and jerking off is pretty gross.

i'm going to need to set up a web cam the next time i'm out, i think.

for now, all i can really do is lysol the fuck out of it.