ok, there are a few things that aren't there.
i have a reddit account, for example. but, i don't post there very often...
i'm not banksy. i want you to know who i am, i want you to buy my music, dammit.
specifically, i have this sneaking suspicion that people think i'm a gamer in high school from new york, despite being crystal clear that i'm a 40 year-old musician from canada.
1) i don't play video games. ever.
2) i've actually never been to new york.
3) i have only ever opened one twitter account, and it's the parody on the side panel.
i have a reputation for typing long, rambling emails; it is easy enough to understand why i don't like twitter, and why i'd even consider the premise of it to be comical. it's something i have no use for and want nothing to do with.
but, that doesn't stop people from getting confused.
i cannot actually vote in the united states - i do not live there, i do not have citizenship status there and i only ever go to detroit to party.
i'm from ottawa, which is where i lived from 1981-2013. death.to.koalas@gmail.com was initially created as a joke when i was working for microsoft in 2007 as a way to transfer dump files back and forth from work.