lou was a good enough dog, but you couldn't give lou anything to chew, as she'd rip right through it. this worried my father, as lou's teeth were extremely sharp and he had two young kids of his own, in addition to extended family and kids in the neighbourhood to worry about. so, he took lou to the vet.
lou, it turns out, was genetically superior to other dogs. those sharp, pointy teeth were wolf dna. it didn't make her more dangerous, but it did mean that humans around her would have to be a little careful.
maybe i'm like lou; maybe i'm genetically superior.
it doesn't alter the evidence that i've been drugged with steroids.