on second thought, i don't need that tuna sandwich yet. a few hours. i'm thinking caesar, dill, monterrey jack. again, i never buy tuna, but it was in the food bank stuff. i don't buy mayo, but i have a lot of caesar.

i think it's the corn that filled me up. that's why there aren't any aztecs anymore, right? too much fibre, not enough vitamins. it really takes a special kind of lack of nutrients to fail to invent the wheel by the age of discovery. i feel like a fucking pinata.

so, let me pass this first.

(reality check: i might have gained five pounds)