Saturday, November 15, 2025

wayne gretzky didn't just drop out of high school, he didn't even go to high school at all. he has about a functional grade 9 education.

he's not somebody you should look to for intellect or wisdom or guidance, unless you're open and he has the puck, and in the latter scenario, you don't need to think about it much; you don't need to call him, he'll find you.

in fact, if you're open and he has the puck, then you'd better keep an eye out, as he has a tendency to bounce pucks in off people's asses and you might just get knocked out if you're not paying attention. but, i mean, that'll still count, right?