i will acknowledge that it's very possible that, if you live in the region, you may have met me a dozen times and never seen me sober.

it would therefore be reasonable to conclude that i'm some kind of drunk or some kind of addict.

but, what you don't know is that i'm almost straight edge in between trips to detroit, which are really only a few times a month. so, i'm actually completely sober for 25+ days a month. ahahaha. you don't know me at all....