i'm not exactly a spiderman guru, but i was a passive fan and i know that, in the spiderman universe, there were always various alter-spideys, like venom. the number of spiderman wannabes grew to a large number, i believe.

i may spawn an evil twin while my hair remains short. it's growing.

i may have already.

i don't like this, but i appear to be powerless to stop it.

the real deathtokoalas currently has ear length hair that is dyed a bright red and can currently not be seen outside her apartment, which she is fighting over with some aggressive dykes that want to steal her electronics. you haven't seen the real deathtokoalas anywhere at all in quite a while.