this was the best one.

i don't mean to pick on the catholics. really.

that wasn't even ridiculous or offensive at all.

this is ridiculous and offensive. and sacreligious, too.

i'm hoping to have a fun, painless weekend. y'all know i'm there to dance. but, the world is full of assholes, so i'm going to lay down a pre-emptive strike.

let's hope it doesn't come to this, let's hope nobody decides i'm an easy target to strike and goes after me.

but, we'll let this guy do the talking, if you decide you want to pick on me.