obviously, i don't want rfk messing with vaccine regulations or taking fluoride out of the water, but whether i'm in support of his healthy food agenda is a different question.

i need him to answer the following question, and i hope it comes up in the senate.

sir, do you believe that ketchup is a vegetable? if not, would you settle for it being a fruit?

i will base my further analysis on his answer to that question.