what we should do is create an organization and model it after the mormons, who are known for posthumously baptizing people. i think this is a strange thing, but i don't imagine that a dead person would care much if they were baptized; there's not really a mechanism for it.

but, we should create an organization that posthumously awards all of the people that have died from drug overdoses with darwin awards, and have that organization keep detailed records in a deep library, as though they are monks, and the monastery they administer has a sacred purpose to remember the lives of all of the people that willingly removed themselves from the gene pool.

the liberals were never the stupid party. we'll see in a few weeks if they've become it or not.