"comrades, it seems like our plan to build a new society has failed. we are not sure what we have done wrong. we have seized every mcdonalds in the hemisphere, and yet we still have not achieved communism. let us retreat back to our plan and reanalyze it. here it is.

1. unionize wage labourers for higher wages. 
2. profit.
3. ???????
4. communism.

now, where is our error, comrades? what have we done wrong? i must admit that i don't see it."