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"hi. ethics office."

it's justin, again.

"it's 3 am, sir."

i know. but, i had to pull over at the gas station and the tp isn't branded in the stall. what do i do?

"you'll have to sit there and wait until the committee meets in the morning. we'll try and get the memo to your office before lunch. and, yes, you need it in writing."

what if i just...

"well, we'll have to launch an investigation if you take matters into your own hands, sir."