i heard this from a cop this evening, after i told them that there's litigation pending.

"if you want to be in good standing in the court, you should destroy the evidence in front of you and move the fan."

i keep saying this: orwell v huxley misses the point entirely. orwell, mostly - yes. but, the one that really got it was kafka...

the absurdity of everything is incomprehensible.

i'm going to give her the opportunity to commit to installing a wall fan. i mean, she's wrong on every point. i'm not breaking the lease agreement. i'm not breaking the fire code. you can't disrupt evidence during litigation. and, you can't interfere with my enjoyment of the premises.

but, if she agrees to install a wall fan then that negates all of the non-arguments. and, if she refuses to do so, she's really burying herself on the litigation: it's another non-refusal to mitigate where she's legally required to.

she should call a lawyer, really. she has no idea what she's doing...