of course, the moment we change the calendar, jesus will show up like a vampire in a puff of smoke:

surprise! 

you, you're over there....you're over here...you just stay put. where are you going? i'm separating you. stay where you are. well, no, you'll just have to wait your turn.

and, we'll all have to look at our feet, like we're in shoegaze bands, as we mutter to ourselves, "oh, shit. shouldda listened to neils.".

jagmeet singh must cut his beard.