Tuesday, March 13, 2018

what i will say is this: i had problems with skater/thug bullies in high school, but the jocks mostly left me alone. not entirely; i had to dump a full bottle of water (actually, his bottle of water - it's not an exciting story, that's all there is to it) over the head of the star hockey player as he was sitting in class in front of everybody at one point in grade eleven because he kept spraying me, but mostly.

i just took the bottle of water off his desk, took it to the bathroom, filled it up (full.) and slowly drained it over top of his head, as he sat there in shock, and the rest of the class gasped. detention. but, he left me alone after that.

the fact that i made the football team in grade nine probably had something to do with the fact that i was mostly left alone.