and, of course, they're going to tell you i'm a jew, because it's what they do.

don't like somebody's opinion? must be a jew.

i think i'm ancestrally hebrew on my dad's side in some combination, but i don't actually know with any certainty. i also think i'm ancestrally cree, italian, french, irish, finnish, norwegian, malagasy and welsh. that is, i'm a mix - and any hebrew ancestry that i have is incidental, and not any important than the rest.

my father was a non-religious catholic; my mother is a non-religious anglican. i eventually went to a catholic school, but i didn't participate. my mom baptized me when i was four because the public school system started at age 5 and the catholic school system started at age 4. it was a question of getting me to school a year early; it had nothing to do with catholicism. i did not take the eucharist, did not get confirmed and don't even know what the next sacrament even is. so, i'm not technically a catholic, by their own admission criteria.

i'm a born and raised atheist.....